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The Most Incredible Business Ever!!! I just made tons of $$$

elmo033057
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The Most Incredible Business Ever!!! I just made tons of $$$

Dear Affilo-Buds, Budettes, and Budsy-Wudsies,

This is the most incredible and easy way for you to make MEGA BUCKS!!! It was so easy I almost crapped my pants! As a matter of fact, I'm quitting this Affilo-Rama jive for this mundo-beyondo opportunity!!!

Here is the link, but I can't promise that I'll let you in on this deal because it requires brains and if you have been hanging around here you really can't be too inteligent er...intelligent.

Here it is Goobers : http://www.buymystupidebook.com

I know you will want to thank me for turning you on to this fantastic method of creating MILLIONS but don't bother. I'm on my yacht, entertaining Beyonce.

Get a Life.
ELMO
You are green with envy....right? :mrgreen:
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spirit23
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:lol:
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chatyak86
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Too bad, he should of made on order form........... people would actually buy.

Adrian,
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elmo033057
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Affilo-Bids,

Actually, it reminds me of the Rich Jerk and all of that hype.

I heard that Kelly Whatshisface made a ton on that deal because actually it was a brilliant strategy and execution.

Actually, the execution of the rich jerk site is what should be looked at not at what he is selling you.

Adrian, you are right he could have probably sold it at acheap price with a ton of affiliate links on it.

Flame-On!

ELMO

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superaff
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LOL, I saw it before on another forum.
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hehe, I like those sites. I opened this thread expecting to read that you'd made your first million elmo :(
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lol cool website
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jaydebaca
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I think this is why I enjoy staying here! At least we learn and see what kind of traps others fall into!
;-)
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elmo033057
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Dear Affilo-Buds,

Looking at that site I would say that it is just another creative way of getting everyone's attention. I wonder what other parody sites we could come up with that could make money if you thought it through.

Hey how about a parody of this site and call it AFFILO-NOMA . COM...HA!!!

Oh well, back to building my new site!

God Bless!

Flame-On!

ELMO

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sean06
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hey elmo, you heard of the poor jerk?

http://www.the-poor-jerk.com/
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elmo033057
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Dear Affilo-Bud Sean06,

I just can't tell you how much I appreciate your turning me on to these awesome sites. 1st AffiloRama and now the Poor Jerk. com. I don't know how you manage to find these incredible opportunities!

I guess that's why you are in the position of importance that you are in today......Not!!!!


Just Kidding my friend.

Have an awesome Affilo-filled day!
God Bless & Flame-On!!!
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stevenar21
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the-poor-jerk.com isn't working for me :(
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elmo033057
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Dear Affillo-Bud Stevenar21,

In response to this:

the-poor-jerk.com isn't working for me


The reason that Thepoorjerk.com hasn't worked for you, Steven is because you haven't bought the $5,000 monthly newsletter, The discs, The Tapes and subscribed to the online courses that total $50,000 a year.

No wonder you are not doing so well my friend. But don't worry, there is still one seat left for the Poorjerk seminar in Las Vegas!! Yes, sit in our air conditioned (window fan) 1 star hotel as we break all barriers and as our show girls feed you grapes you'll learn from the masters:

Dave Del Dotto Real Estate Expert that dodged the FTC!

Albert Lowery who back in the 1980's was called "The Father of Real Estate" by Money Magazine until he went bankrupt!

Charles J. Givens who was sued severely for giviing out bad insurance advice

and finally Enron executive Jeffrey K. Skilling has agreed to drop his opposition to a previous $85 million settlement, waive his right to benefits from Enron's pension plans, and be permanently barred from serving in a fiduciary capacity to any employee benefit plan governed by the Employee Retirement Income Security Act (ERISA) in the future.

Once they tell you all of their incredible secrets you'll probably pee your pants with excitement!

So, for all of the above benefits, acoutraments, and bonuses (valued at 2.3 Million Dollars!) above we are giving this seminar away at ONLY $10,000

This is a time sensitive offer ending in just 30....29....28....27...



ELMO :mrgreen:
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sean06
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You on the red cordial today elmo? :P
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stevenar21
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That timer was way to short...
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elmo033057
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I think this whole affilorama stuff is just a big ploy to secretly get us into Amway....Yeah, that's the ticket.

"If you all get into my downline I'll make you richer than whipped cream."

That's what they all told me...now look what I have; a whole garage full of weird detergent and expensive tooth paste. I'm movin to Cuba where it's safe.


Buh-Bye Affilo-bums! :mrgreen:
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mimenta
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Hey come on guys - I've been getting advice from you blokes !

(I think I just worked out why I haven't grossed my first Million yet).

:lol:

Loved the www.buymystupidebook.com

I reckon if you put an order form on it and launched it, the adsense alone would make money and there'd be a truckload of order forms as well.

Personally I was thinking of designing a set of plans for an invisible weapon of mass destruction - I know the Bush administration would pay a fortune for it.

How about a "Get out of Guantamao Free" card - that'd be a smash hit.

A George Bush IQ test? (or how to sell a ton of blank paper)
A Florida Primary Election "How to vote card"
A collection of short-short stories, titled "The Successful Businesses of George W Bush"

The list goes on LOL
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I actually bought this when it was $152,000 and now he's selling it for $499...I am so, so upset right now. But even at $152,000 I guess it was still worth it I did learn some very advanced techniques like how to install a Wordpress blog and buy a domain name. :)
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Loved it ... first ad i've read from top to bottom in as long as i can remember ... i will reuse this :) thanks
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