23 Feb 07 1:11 pm
Thank you for your tepid.. I.. I mean very warm welcome!
I feel much better now it just remains by which method I end it all.
You must be used to this question judging by your M.O., so what would you suggest please, a bullet a rope or a skydive - minus the parachute?
I`m looking for an upgrade for my zimmerframe. The old one`s a bit worn out so if you see one on your travels please think of me and the rest of the OAP`s languishing here on Tony Blair`s Devils-Island-formerly-known-as -England and perhaps you could "borrow it" it for me (if you catch my drift:-).
Anyway, what was I going to say.. Oh yes..the old memory`s going.. I must fly, my incontinence pants need hoovering but if you can think of any good pick-me-ups NOT [word banned][
I would greatly appreciate it. Actually if you do happen to have any [word banned] lying aroiund...
Happy 50th for the 30th Elmo and it`s great to be a part of such a great forum!
All the best!
"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
Groucho Marx 1946
elmo033057 wrote:Dear new Affilo-Bud Mike,
God ! 51.....Man that's really old! Holy crap! I mean whoooo! Get out the senior citizen discount cards! Wow.
Hey, ya want me to fluff up your pillow or something? Listen, I know a company that sells cartons of mashed potatos so you won't have to chew anything.
Dang...51. Man, I don't know. This Affilo-crap is pretty strenuous you might need a bottle of Geritol or something just to keep up with us.
Oh well, if you ever get enough energy up to type me a message, just send one anytime I have learned a lot from these guys and maybe I can help you.
Your new Affilo-Bud,
P.S. I'm still in my 40's ......er...um.. untill March 30th....
Flame - On!!!
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